by LizTrussThatcher September 24, 2022

Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Let me know
Girl I'm gonna show you how to do it
And we start real slow
You just put your lips together
And you come real close
Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Here we go
Let me know
Girl I'm gonna show you how to do it
And we start real slow
You just put your lips together
And you come real close
Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Here we go
Person 1: Yo look at this tiktok!
Tiktok: Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Person 2: Not Josh Hutcherson!!!
Tiktok: Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Person 2: Not Josh Hutcherson!!!
by 817use December 4, 2023

a manipulative piece of shit who you’ll end up making car and rent payments for. he’ll suck all the life out of you & uses being depressed as the reason that he is the way he is.
Girl 1: my boyfriend’s behind on car payments and got kicked out of his apartment because he couldn’t make rent.
Girl 2: oh, you’re dating a josh.
Girl 2: oh, you’re dating a josh.
by radical egg February 22, 2019

the hours between 10-1am where you think about josh and read fanfiction hoping it can fill the void in your heart just WANTING someone and hoping it can make you feel better about your own horrid situation but instead start crying very deeply feeling no and all emotion at once with your cats staring and you and then realize your chances are basically 0 and you have no business feeling this way but you do.
by labrochacho August 4, 2019

A being that can only communicate through a shitty soundboard, or downloaded audio files. Sits in online chat rooms playing those same audio files for hours.
by pseudonymjohn May 9, 2022

by also a dingus May 10, 2019
