Town Bashing

The art of entering a town which you see to have a poorly named town, approaching a local resident give them a bashing and leaving the town again.

"are that looks like a poorly named town"
"Hello sir are you a local"
"Yes why"
Bash (Town Bashing)

and leave

by Bashbro1 October 5, 2011

jonathan town

Fucking awesome at skateboarding and video games.

Jonathan Town is the best at Thunder Force III he is fucking awesome

by Moomootown November 23, 2021

this town aint big enough for the both of us

when u need to shoot down ur homie because the town just aint big enough

PERSON 1: this town aint big enough for the both of us, pardner
PERSON 2: (gets shot)

by madokamagicafan069 May 18, 2023

Town Tricycle

A man of questionable virtue. i.e a three legged peddler that gives everyone a ride. Also See Manhoes Who Don't Wear Condoms and Should Be Avoided.

Synonym: fuckboy

That Town Tricycle has a punch card at the free clinic

by Mr CoCo May 27, 2023

Maine's "sheep town"

Or "you gotta pronounce it right" town --- to truly "talk Yankee" or "speak like a real Mainuh", you don't call it "BAR HARBOR" (by-da-dictionary speakers are looked at funny here) or "BAY HAYBUH" or "BUH HUHBUH" --- it's "BAAH HAAHBAH"!

Woolwich, Maine might also be jokingly called Maine's "sheep town", but I was referrin' to Baah Haahbah.

by QuacksO June 21, 2023

funkey town

A shock video on the internet in which a person is being tortured by some cartel members, while the song, Funkey Town is being played in the background. The cartel members have flayed all his skin, his head has been cut off, and somehow he is kept alive. It is one of the most disturbing gore videos on the internet.

YOU SHOULDN'T LOOK UP FUNKEY TOWN GORE ON THE INTERNET!

by Kitkattoe February 25, 2023

Town man

The Definition of horn. They playing loyal but ALL town man horning.

"I hear she dey wid town man es.Sorry fuh she innuh"

by Ilovemymanwhoisnotmyman February 26, 2023