It's how my father characterized his reception as a Catholic when visiting my mother's Baptist family in the 40's Southern Illinois. I was a welcome as a "turd in a punchbowl"
by Scott Stelmar August 1, 2025
Get the Turd in a punchbowl mug.Senator Smith has recalled the word and or phrase “HOMOSEXUAL” finding it highly offensive in due nature, instead Senator Smith has renamed the Male gender “TURD FLEX”.
And Rim shot. Figure it out.
And Rim shot. Figure it out.
Gary and Tom have a secret gentlemen’s club they force on Government officials at nite time if you are in the closet. Senator Smith calls the Turd Flex out tho. Ride high Pence…ride high.
by Atombombe August 8, 2025
Get the Turd Flex mug.A Common Colloquialism Expressing The Dissatisfaction One may Experience When Having A Baby.
A human baby. Made from the nutrition the mother consumes and developed over a 9 month period (typically)
written usually as Pussy Turd or Pussy-Turd, but can also be expressed as Pturd, the "P" being silent in this instance.
A human baby. Made from the nutrition the mother consumes and developed over a 9 month period (typically)
written usually as Pussy Turd or Pussy-Turd, but can also be expressed as Pturd, the "P" being silent in this instance.
Pussy Turd : "I thought she was just eating a lot but turns out it was another Pussy Turd Baby."
to which one is traditionally expected to reply with Pturds slightly drawing out the word whilst slowly shaking their head. (Usually left to right, but can also be up and down. *Context Depending ) / Did you just call your son a Pussy-Turd?
to which one is traditionally expected to reply with Pturds slightly drawing out the word whilst slowly shaking their head. (Usually left to right, but can also be up and down. *Context Depending ) / Did you just call your son a Pussy-Turd?
by Dr.Butthole MD September 15, 2025
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by Faaarkenell September 16, 2025
Get the Chuck the Turd mug.The act of simultaneously taking a dump while tugging one out. A multitasking maneuver performed on he porcelain throne, combining relief with release.
"Bro, I was running late this morning so I pulled a full-on Turd Tug before work
- efficiency at its finest."
- efficiency at its finest."
by Dirtay Dave September 19, 2025
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