Turd Sprinkle

When you take a shit and browse memes on your phone. Somehow you end up with a boner and have to visit the hub to satisfy your nasty male tendencies. If your toilet paper is 1-ply, then you know your man milk will shoot right through that sucker. so you finish in the toilet right on top of your logs, thus frosting the fecal cake.

Mike said he was taking a shit, but he's been in there too goddamn long. I think he's doing the ol' turd sprinkle.

by Aeserius December 10, 2016

New box / lazy box/ shitty box / turd box

The newly added "new box, also known as lazy box, also known as shitty box, also known as turd box. .

Use it like this. Why is this dude jumping up shitty box( New box / lazy box/ shitty box / turd box) ??!!

by X!ON July 26, 2024

turd flood

When the toilet overflows from one massive solid turd surrounded by brown shit water.

I destroyed that bathroom, and caused a turd flood everywhere!

by UnNaturalDisaster May 24, 2016

turd felcher

Felcher meaning a man who sucks cum out of an anus of a male or female after a creampie.

So adding a turd makes a turd felcher

I heard Todd was a felcher.

I heard he was a Turd Felcher

by DiamondX July 19, 2015

turd gravy

Big hairy crap followed by liquid shit sauce or turd gravy

Man I just took a hairy dump complete with turd gravy

by Professional Dumper June 22, 2016

turd pony

A shitty unicorn. Yep.

"Bruh, I can't wait to buy stick in Uber, it's such a unicorn"
"No dude, they're a bunch of molesters, Uber's really a turd pony."

by Tr0l1er December 31, 2017

Turd in my lap

This is a situation that is given to you - avoidable - but has to solved immediately

You lost your only pair of glasses after I begged you to buy another pair weeks ago! Thanks for tossing a turd in my lap!

by Safety Lane February 24, 2022