giant horse cock

Why the FUCK did you look this up you FUCKING PSYCHO

No, seriously , we know you don’t mean a horse and a cock on a farm, why look up giant horse cock

by Blvssfvl November 12, 2023

Horse-Cock Ego

Someone who will never accept that they are in the wrong and boast about how they are better than everyone else when given the opportunity. They tend to never shut the fuck up in general and usually have no proof to prove they're better than someone at anything, their blood pressure triples the minute someone says they're not good at something and their breathing rate becomes so fast they can't get words out of their mouth fast enough to debate which leads to them growling like a pansexual genderfluid furry. People with Horse-Cock Egos have usually had mental trauma from their childhood.

Jim: Hey Jack i'm good at Minecraft PVP, want to play Skywars duos?

Jack: Sure br-

Alex: Shut the fuuuuuuuuuck up i'm so much better than both of you i'd shit on both of you i'm a top 10 player in ranked (account deleted though).

Jack: Well what do we have here? Alex's Horse-Cock Ego just couldn't fucking resist.

Alex: I'm gonna fuckin looooooose it.

by ShlongusWongus May 5, 2021

macrame horse

When one clinches a dick with their buttocks causing simultaneous ejaculation with the female; the stream of mixed ejaculations form a trajectory that blankets the beard. The lucky female then rides a third party’s beard.

I love when my man and I create a macrame horse with our hot neighbor.

by twoshotannie March 1, 2025

Golden horse

When you sit on your partners back saddle-style while they are on all fours and pee on them.

Customer asks "hypothetically if I wanted to sit on my partners back and pee on them, will this flooring be ok with the overflow?"
Home Depot employee "you mean a golden horse? Yeah, this tile will work great."

by SaucyD July 23, 2016

Decapitated Golden Horse

After thoroughly beaten, the partner takes the other's cock and whacks it against a wooden cart until he sings for Gelderland.

-OR-

When you “finish jousting” and Heath Ledger walks in.

I'd be happy if she handled my cock like that decapitated golden horse

by NickLightning March 25, 2023

Horse housing

A combination of the phrases rough housing and horse play as stated by a seven year old.

Hey those two are horse housing! Time out!

by Damon_Keaton January 29, 2023

Get your little horse out of the rain

“Get your little horse out of the rain” is an expression used towards to someone that is cocky or just to say to someone give up on something you know is impossible to happen

M - Hey, please go out with me, im desperate.
S - Go getting your little house out of the rain, bitch, not even in your dreams.

O - You are such a slut…
H - WOWOWOWOWOW get your little horse out of the rain, you dont know anything about me

by Veerah September 1, 2021