Socks

A term used by step-dads and step-mums to describe their newly acquired children: Some Other Cunt’s Kids (Socks). Developed by Jimmy Carr in 2024
I see you got married again Keith. I did Ian. Things are going great generally but there are 3 socks involved. No sign of the cunt that caused them though!
by Barrattino April 17, 2024
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hobo in a gym sock

Like a hobo that pops out of a train or a rest stop bathroom unexpectedly. Or the creepy coach in gym class that’s always lurking around the locker room waiting to find a forgotten gym sock.
Well I’ve never borrowed one of those things with pages and words unless it was from a library... but boy the late charges suck when they bill you a few years later. It must be a good book if it keeps disappearing like a hobo in a gym sock. I think I may get a copy for us both on amazon and avoid any late fees. ❤️
by Ellebellewa November 23, 2019
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pickle sock

Dude: lets fuck
Girl:you got a pickle sock
Dude:shiiiii
by Peepee extedus January 29, 2019
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Cum sock

What many teenage boys use to catch their spunk in order to avoid creating a mess with their cum. The recomennded ratio is one sock for one ejaculation but not many guys follow this as then they wouldn't have enough socks for even one day in the whole house.
"Oh bro I'm horny again. good thing I stole this sock from my sister, now I can use it as a cum sock."
by WIngedHussarOfWar November 28, 2024
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Rock em sock em

When you pour a gallon of lube in your partners anus then repeatedly use both fists to stretch it out
My partner said my head wasn’t big enough so we tried the ole rock em sock em
by Caulknballs November 25, 2024
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Socks

Socks Is a common name for a dog. A dog called Socks is usually called Socks due to the dog's lower legs being a different colour to the rest of the dog's body.
My dog is called Socks because it's body is black and it's lower legs are white. This makes it look like my dog is wearing white socks resulting in it's name.
by Blizzuminati December 4, 2016
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