Real

Asnath n Azizah

We're Real

by teentruthes December 15, 2023

Real

Jordan And Marcus

Two loves meant to be for each other that are real for each other

by Ted Ginn JR December 19, 2023

Real nigga dick

The shit that goes in and out of your mother thousands of times on a daily basis.

Hmmm... it seems like your mother could use some real nigga dick.

by Momseat December 24, 2023

Real

“Real” is peak translation for, this spoke to me, i see you, I admire the courage to be so beautifully bare online

Some guy posts on his Twitter “i hate my life, everyday repeats, and it’s a cycle I can see but can’t break”. 53 seconds later, a reply says “real”.

by Myagyatthatfannumtax December 25, 2023

Real Life Fag

An antiquated descriptor employed for individuals who remain detached from the intricacies of internet culture, lexicon, subcultures, and etiquette. These individuals are immersed with Real Life, prioritizing avenues of socialization beyond the confines of the digital realm. dubbed as "Normies."

In the years where the internet has achieved widespread mainstream recognition, these digital nomenclatures have faded into obscurity. Ironically, the Zeitgeist has undergone such a shift, that the insult it once was is more to see as a compliment. Hence, "Go touch some grass" has emerged as a widely embraced as a insult by the people of the internet.

Ever thoud about you stop posting 24/7 about your Gundams on this website?

"How about you go offline instead real life fag, lol"

by Carl Metaltaku December 26, 2023

Real Slim Shady

Someone who was biologically born with blonde hair and blue eyes.

pretty self explanatory.

doctor: its a boy!

Mom: *smokes blunt* OMG let me see!

Baby: has blonde hair and blue eyes

Mom: *puts joint down* he looks kinds angry lemme try to breastfee-

Baby: HOW U GONNA BREASTFEED ME MOM U AINT GOT NO TITS!!!!!!!!

Doctor: *slaps mom* BITCH YOU GOTTA SICK KID!!!!

Baby: *jacks off*

*15 years later*

Baby: DOCTOR SLAPPED MAH MAMA! BITCH U GOTTA SICK KID! ARRESTED! MOLESTED HIMSELF AND GOT CONVICTED!

*5 years later*

baby: MY MUTHA DID DRUGS, HARD LIQOUR, CIGARETTES AND SPEED!!
THE BABY CAME OUT, DISFIGURED, LIGMENTS INDEED!
IT WAS A SEED THAT WOULD GROW UP JUST TO BE AS CRAZY AS SHE!
DONT DARE MAKE FUN OF THAT BABY CUZ THAT BABY WUZ ME!!

The real slim shady has been angry at women, minorites, and homosexuals ever since.

by Slim Shady Did Nothing Wrong December 28, 2023

Real

2) Is most commonly used to relate so something depressing ; People tend to comment simply the word "Real" in the comment section of depressing videos on Tiktok, Instagram, etc...

"When im out in public having a good time then remember the way she looked at me."

-Real

by F1nnakms December 30, 2023