potato

a potato is a majestic, starchy, tasty, beautiful vegetable....yes google says its a vegetable, should be fruit because its so tasty but oh well.

I eat potatoes raw, because they are so tasty

by I dont know- January 4, 2022

frumpy potato

Angie Vinson

I saw frumpy potato walk in the party and freaked out

by Subfar May 13, 2015

Potato Jeremys

(noun)

A literal and verbose way of saying fries, usually said by those of rural background.

Cashier: "You want fries with that?"

Customer: *in a high pitched intellectual voice*
"Where I’m from, we call fries Potato Jeremys!"

Cashier: *in an angry voice* "Where the FUCK are you from?!"

by Goot_63 December 22, 2024

Potato

Somebody that is so bad at a game that they cannot be a human. Therefore meaning that the only physical entity they could be is a a potato.

Jimmy:OMG how did you not kill them, they were literally bots, you are such a potato.
Wilson:I'm not the one that died first, ok.

by Potato997 April 29, 2019

Stinky Potato

The famous pc port modder, Kaze Emanuar.

Kaze is a stinky potato, The Legend Of Zeina

by Lilaa3 March 16, 2022

Bene Potato

Bene Potato is a potato what did you expect?

Your are a Bennett. I am offended I am a Bene potato

by anonymous March 8, 2022

Tram potato

The person who intentionally pretends to be asleep on a train just to avoid social interactions.

– Hey, u see that guy? I'm almost 100% sure he's not sleeping—he closed his eyes and lie head down when he saw the other guy getting inside and approaching him.
– Classic, tram potato.

by not-potato October 7, 2021