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de ja poo

The additional call of nature - very similar to the first - that lures you back into the toilet, even though you're pretty sure you've just moved your bowels satisfactorily.
Sid: I'd better go, Hank. I need to take a dump again.

Hank: But I thought you went before you came out.

Sid: I did, but I think it's a de ja poo. It feels exactly the same.
by timtank May 22, 2012
mugGet the de ja poomug.

poo-pour-weed

Brought my bong to the bathroom to poo-pour-weed.
by your moms wagina October 23, 2022
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Penny poo nanny

I have a bag of penny's poo nanny and I'm going to the bank to cash them in,then I'll know how much penny poo nanny has.
by anonymous October 31, 2021
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After-Poo Euphoria

The time period After taking an amazing dump where you feel incredible while your butthole relaxes.
You're going to have to give me a few minutes before I can do something while I am still in After-Poo Euphoria
by BURNIN13 July 30, 2023
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Poo Butter's Platform

When, upon arrival onto a Brontosaur's saddle comes many people who have or are currently pooping or have poop butts. This now creates the Poo Butter Paradox, also known as the Poo Butter's Platform.
Man 1: "woah this is crazsysr"
Man 2: " yeah man this is what its like on the Poo Butter's Platform"
by monkyphart July 29, 2020
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Cock-a-doodle-poo

When the rooster days of strutting around with an unclipped beak filling up the hatcheries from banging defenseless hens are over. It's when the bachelor flocks anal pecking causes a lot more than explosive diarrhea. It's when the promiscuous days start to take their toll and the rooster begins to whoop Faecal droppings uncontrollably creating a cheap ass comedy act which causes embarrassment and feather staining.
Dr Chook: "If you're going to allow Giffer into the house, you'd have to start putting him in nappies"
Delaware: "Nappies!, why do they have chicken nappies?"
Dr Chook: "Of course they do, there's many colours to choose from. They're reusable and you can just drop the poo into your garden"
Delaware: "Great, I shall buy him nappies". "He likes to come in and lay on the couch and play fortnite, eat all our food, he even invites his canine friend Tom and they both snuggle up together in bed, at least i don't have to worry about picking up trails of droppings". "He actually entertains us with his lame jokes that all end with Cock-a-doodle-poo"
Dr Chook: "They have purple nappies with bling on sale at the Chookmedclinic if your're interested"
Delaware: "Thanks, I'll go check them out later"
by chicken diapers April 13, 2018
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Dirty poo casserole

A person who has such a putrid odor that can only be likened to someone who has poo’d in a dish and slow roasted it in the oven on 180° until cooked thoroughly
“Man that Erin bitch smells like poo”
Nah mate she smells like a dirty poo casserole
by Pigeonpyong February 21, 2019
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