Shit Cube

A 3rd dimensional object consisting of a square but 3D. A cube formed by someone's own shit.

"Hey faggot do you have a shit cube?" Person 1

"No, what is that?" Person 2

"To bad not gonna tell you" Person 1
" DAMN RIP X " Person 2

by NAPPERY August 26, 2018

A Shit Load

A couple is 2, a few is three, and a shit load is six.

At the drive thru at McDonald's: I need a shit load of Happy Meals.
In court: I have a shit load of parking tickets.

by The Waylon December 31, 2014

Platypus shit

The third degree of bullshit. The heirarchy of bullshit being as follows.

1.) Bullshit (of the standard issue).

2.) Horseshit.

3.) Platypus shit.

In many a case involving secretive cults, the one who emits something deemed as platypus shit is then sentenced to be gang raped by a groupof 23+ Asian she-males

Fredo: two vampires were thirsty for blood and were flying through the sky when they saw Count Dracula with blood in his mouth. So they asked where he got the blood. He said, "Shut up! I flew into a wall." Haha!!!

Alfonzo: Dude, that was platypus shit.

by Bambooboards August 1, 2008

Shit Talking

When people (who either have no life, are jealous, or just completely pathetic) take part in the action of stating negative, rumored, or exaggerated stories about someone else in order to make themselves in turn feel better by making the other person look worse when in actuality the person being shit talked about is most likely a better person.

Ian said to Jacob "dude, Brit is applying to a historically black college so he can get a scholarship and start a future for himself by joining ROTC and becoming one of the brave men that defend our country, how f*cking lame" I.e. Ian is shit talking

by Cev15 January 8, 2016

Shit stirrer

a person who tries to make situations in which people disagree even worse.

What a shit stirrer! She’s gone and told my trouble and strife that I was with another chick at the party.

by quan cao tien August 26, 2010

tough shit

a way to describe an incident or occurence in life as troublesome, or in many cases, to express a generally fucked up state of living.

imagine the literal "tough shit", it's like a real burning case of the squirts, only as a metaphor for life. most commonly emphasized sarcastically, as to mock the seriousness of the situation.

Bob: I haven't slept in days, there's a terrible rash on my crotch, my car got impounded, some other guy is fucking my girlfriend, and I just lost my job.

Jane: Tough shit man.

by Rham March 18, 2008

thick as shit

A phrase used to describe an individual with extremely low intelligence. A generally unintelligent person may simply be described as 'thick', however the term 'thick as shit' describes someone who is so dumb that it may be considered reasonable to question if they're mentally retarded. Such people's intelligence is often so low that persons of normal intellect may find it incomprehensible how they can be so stupid.

Someone may be considered/accused of being 'thick as shit' for several reasons, mainly for thinking and acting in ways which most people would obviously recognise as wrong/stupid/flawed/absurd. Unlike people of higher intellect, such people will be unable to realise how hopelessly dumb they really are even after it has been clearly shown to them. These people are unable to understand simple logic and have very poor communication skills.

The term is typically used informally and is commonly used as an insult intended to cause offence.

"He must be thick as shit if he thinks the moon's made of cheese"
"Ha Ha, you're thick as shit!"
"I know someone who ate cyanide because he's thick as shit"
"That person is obviously thick as shit"

by dictionaryman2007 September 11, 2007