Pillow-Ninja

A straight up WARRIOR in the Bedroom!

—“Do you think they are good in bed?,

-“Trust me, they’re a damn Pillow-Ninja!”

by Dee Empty November 13, 2022

Ninja Callous

An inexplicable, noticeable, callous on any little toe on one's foot which can only seem to be explained by one doing ninja like acts.

You sit and rest one foot on the table. Roommate notices an ugly yellow scab looking thing on the middle toe of your foot.

(Roommate): "Dude! How did you get that callous!?"
(You): "Wtf!? I don't know! It seems like some kind of ninja callous!"

Knowing that you weren't up to any ninja-like activities, you decide to pick at it, then realize its a piece of dead leaf.

by Koo guy August 13, 2012

Ninja

1. A wicked guy with a mask and is secretly professional with some shurikens.

2. Some overrated Fortnite player who ended up being professional at video games...

1. Kim Jesse is a ninja at martial arts.

2. Ninja used to be my favorite YouTuber...

by Aedyn September 30, 2018

Ninja

Ninja is a god that dyes his hair different colors every now and then

Ninja got a 360 no scope

by Flanner June 4, 2018

The Ninja

While having doggy style sex with your woman, another person covertly swaps out in the same position. You then sneak around to the front side of the woman, in her field is sight (preferably even better through an open window) and then yell "Ninja!"

I used the Ninja on my girlfriend last night! I ninja'd my gf last night!

by yukysaky March 10, 2021

Ninja

Someone who breaks into houses in the ghetto.

Darn, who robbed ya'll? A ninja!

by ThePhonies May 8, 2010

Diversity Ninja

Term that describes someone who sees people not as individuals but rather as representatives of the demographic group they belong to based on race, ethnicity, sexual orientation, and so on

^ My gay friend, Naomi, who is black and Latina, got the results of her DNA test back today and found out she is 1/64 Native American!
> Yeah? So what?
^ So what? The little Diversity Ninja inside me is excited for her. That's what's "So what". Duh!
> Oh...

by thurb March 31, 2023