Velvet monster

I was unable to behave normally and think straight velvet monster around her having after sex with after once. She had caught me with her velvet monster.

by Chico tmaki August 23, 2023

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Vagina Monster

A term used for people who gobble up all the pussy and spit it back out in disgust.

You must be gay, you fucking vagina monster.

by cbxfrye December 18, 2023

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mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“may we all be mud monsters”

by SkidMarkTatoo September 19, 2021

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The Ramasjang Monster is known primarily from its abnormally large horse cock. This is used most frequently to penetrate young children, who happen the show Ramasjang in Denmark. It is wanted for war crimes in almost every country except Taiwan. The war crimes in question are often performed with only a half empty bottle of mayonnaise. One of its most infamous features is its ability to hack Grammarly, and cause widespread Nazi Propaganda. One of the ways it manages this feat, is by changing the word "Democracy" with "A corrupt system created and driven by evil Jews who steal our money." This has caused some trouble for people in the 1930's and 40's. The most famous incident is the second world war, caused directly by the Ramasjang Monster. It is also famous for trading flamethrowers on the black market. It is rumoured that its main costumers are Elon Musk and "Hr. Skæg". Lastly it is famous for appearing on "Ramasjang" on national Danish Television. The government however, doesn't want you to know this, and keep everything except this last part absolutely confidential. Beware of what you do with this information, as the Ramasjang Monster also has a keen sense of smell for all who do not approve of its practices.

I like the Ramasjang Monster. It is good, and everything it does is good too. I would never talk badly about the Ramasjang monster, for then it may penetrate me with its weirdly humongous horse cock. :)

by My Apologies. October 23, 2022

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