March 18th

Give your bf/gf a hug or a kiss on the cheek 🤍

Gf:” have you heard what day it is”
Bf:” ye it’s hug/ kiss your partner on the cheek day”
How could I forget March 18th

by Landskyver March 17, 2022

March 20th

March 20th is the a common birthday.

If you born on march 20th ur zodiac sign is pisces

Birthday boy: "hey can i get some head?"

Girl: "is your birthday march 20th? "
Birthday boy: "yup!"
Girl: *puts hair in a bun*

by Obamabigschlong November 24, 2021

March 22

National ‘Send your boyfriend a booty pic’ day

B : Oh it’s March 22nd, you know what that means?
G : Here you go baby.

by TheEnglishMan29 March 22, 2023

March Slap Ass Month

this month is march and is the third month of the year and because the word ass this month will be honor slapping asses this will be one of the few months the you can slap your friends , girls ass you just need to say march slap ass (this is not gay ) so for this whole month you can slap anyone ass

me:one day I slapped a girls ass she got mad but i told her the it was march slap ass month

by Guzman_boy February 13, 2020

March 20

Where sigma boss men are born, just the most elite humans are let into this world.

Simon: Did you hear boss man William, he’s such a sigma male

Damien: That’s cuz he was born in March 20

by WassabiStik November 23, 2021

March 3rd

It’s National slap ass day

It’s March 3rd just go around the class or hall and slap that ass

by Taskmaker302 March 2, 2022

March 2009

Rock Bottom.

Refers to the state of the Stock Market in said time.

“Bro I’m literally in March 2009”
“No it’s December 2023”
“No dumbass I mean I can’t see my life getting worse”

by Son of Stenhouse December 20, 2023