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Straight

LITERALLY PYRO. HES THE STRAIGHTEST MAN ALIVE?? DUHHHHH :3
by oleicautismeater February 19, 2024
mugGet the Straightmug.

Straight Up Bird Up

A fraise made by a long haired dip shit with autisim.
by Chosen_Undead September 24, 2023
mugGet the Straight Up Bird Upmug.

straight outta detroit

a term used when a person with a penis lifts said penis up to their stomach and pulls up their pants leaving the tip out.
person with penis: ayeeee straight outta detroit my guy
other person: get help.
mugGet the straight outta detroitmug.

Straight

Being attracted to someone of the SAME gender as your not venturing out of your comfort zone.
Omd moons and nits aren’t straight
by Mnzz July 10, 2021
mugGet the Straightmug.

unfortunately straight

someone who doesn’t actually like women/men and their interests, but is unfortunately sexually attracted to them.
Girl 1: What's wrong emwith that guy?
Girl 2: He's unfortunately straight.

Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: it means it's unfortunate that he's sexuallt attracted to women but doesn't care about their interests and only views them as an object to satisfy sexual needs and to cater to his every whim.
by CatWoman8696 January 9, 2024
mugGet the unfortunately straightmug.

Progressively Straight

Progressively Straight
/Pro-gre-siv-ly/ /Stray-ate/
adjectives

1. A Straight Heterosexual Man or Woman who finds out that they had Sex with a Trans-person or Hermaphrodite (Fae, Nymph, Caenorhabditis Elegans, or a Worm Person) and accepts the fact they are technically Bisexual but, they prefer to be Heterosexual (Straight) and their ok with being in a relationship with a Trans-person or Hermaphrodite (Fae, Nymph, Caenorhabditis Elegans, or a Worm Person).
Progressively Straight
noun and adjective

"A Straight, White, Cisgender, Heteronormative, Homophobe, Patriarchy, WASP (White Anglo-Saxon Protestant) Man who Fucks Trannys, Trans-women, Hermaphrodites (Fae, Nymph, Caenorhabditis Elegans, Worm Person), and Deep Throats their Dicks but, identifies as a Straight Man."

“You Phoque-n Lion Breeder!”

(You Seal Lion Breeder!)
by Nobody 🖤 January 4, 2025
mugGet the Progressively Straightmug.

straight bread

When a person is making so much bread
TPolls out here makin STRAIGHT bread my nigga
by PsyMC April 14, 2018
mugGet the straight breadmug.

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