friend listed

When a guy likes a girl but the girl will only ever see the man as a friend

man: i asked lizzy out
bro: result?
man: no i've been friend listed
bro: better luck next time /b/rother

by Will is meeeeee May 14, 2011

Pheonix Friend

A friend that will "rise from the ashes" (the debris of your fuck up) and come to stand by your side. Stick with you through all of your mistakes, flame wars, and rough patches. The ones that are always there for you no matter what. The very best kind of friend. Even if you hurt them, they'll still end up being there for you. They can widthstand the flames of tough times and still manage to cheer you up and stick up for you.

You- "Going through a really rough time right now."

Pheonix Friend- "It's ok, you know that no matter what I'll always be on your side. I'm here for you."

by LucehRAWR June 11, 2011

friend of chuck

one who has sexual relations with females far below the age of consent. generally females who have yet to reach puberty.

Did you hear about that middle school teacher who got thrown in jail? He was a friend of chuck.

by Jay Scat July 5, 2007

Friend Collateral

"Borrowing" a persons possession during a get together or sleepover, and then holding it randsom so they still remain friends with said "borrower".

Henry: "Hey Jake could I have my Zelda:Twilight Princess back, I think I left it at your house last week".
Jake: "Sure, I'll bring it in tommorow"
3 weeks later......
Henry: "Hey thanks,Mike, for selling me your Zelda:Twilight Princess for 20 bucks".
Jake: "Wait, you wanted that back? Why didn't you ask"?
Henry: "..............damn friend collateral"

by Robdar102 January 1, 2008

friend collateral

"Borrowing" someones possesions at a sleepover or get-together and then keeping the item for a long period of time in hopes to remain friends with the group the item was "borrowed" from.

Jake is holding Henry's Zelda: Twighlight Princess for randsom in hopes to remain friends with the group, talk about friend collateral

by Robert Segrin January 4, 2008

Friend poach

The art of stealing ones friends to chat it up with them.
(e.g. taking a friends hottie and trying to make said hottie your own friend ;-)

Hey Stephen I noticed a hot red head on your myspace. It's time to friend poach and make her mine too. hehehe

by John McStephenson May 7, 2008

blanket friend

Someone with whom one regularly shares a bed, along with a significant level of sexual intimacy and personal fondness.

"Hey, where's Jack?"
"Probably off somewhere with his new blanket friend."

by Dershowitz April 29, 2015