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safety fart

Passing wind, whilst sitting on the toilet in case follow through occurs
Jane didn't trust the vindaloo she had just eaten, would she follow through are not.. a safety fart was the only viable option
by howard1976 June 10, 2014
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fagic fart

when all the m's in magic mart have been replaced with f's and you lose your mind
OMFJCGMF WE'RE GOING TO FAGIC FART
by ip0d<3 January 13, 2010
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fart snatcher

Some one who follows their boyfriend or girlfriend so close they could catch their farts. Or not let them fart.
M y boyfriend is always right behind he is a fart snatcher
by Nick behan March 15, 2016
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Snap fart

When your fart sounds like a snap; very dry and fast
Wow that was a loud snap fart!
by Gitroasted July 20, 2018
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Bank a Fart

When you hold in a fart, just to save the fart for a later time at a greater strength.
“I was at work the other day In a meeting, so I decided to bank a fart for later.”
by Biscuit12 December 8, 2019
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Sex farts

Farts farted during anal that are very stinky
by Fuck2013 May 6, 2020
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Diet fart

An expolsion of gas from the bowels with plenty of sound but absolutely no smell
I was in a lift yesterday and farted but I was gutted it was a diet fart so even tho i left it in the lift there was no reaction
by GGTBod August 12, 2011
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