Hot as a duck

When you are rediculously hot, and you wish you could just jump in the water

I was in Ohio yesterday, I was hot as a duck had to pour some water on my head

by Natel__ June 6, 2019

Ducking yourself

Exposing yourself to being a PDF.

Dude: LOL did you just admit to having sex with a barely 18 teenager?
Duck: NO U
Dude: You're really ducking yourself right now.

by Enchi's Mom June 14, 2022

Dying Duck

Expression: A really bad musician

Our orchestra sounds like dying ducks!

by Lily28s January 29, 2020

two duck fuck

A response to one up someone saying “fuck a duck”.

(both friends high...)
Friend 1: well, fuck a duck
Friend 2: oh yeah? Two duck fuck!

by Chadd Bryant July 4, 2020

Howard the Duck

When your girlfriend comes home drunk from the bar and gets stuck in the toilet with the seat up and you have to pull her out.

John had to pull a Howard the Duck on Robin when she came home all shitty last night and fell in the can.

by Bariatrocity May 31, 2018

Duck Duck Dick

Playing duck duck goose but instead of using you hand to touch their head you use you dick

Hey guys, let’s play Duck Duck Dick

by SHR1MPER July 9, 2023

Ducking Me

When a person avoid confrontation because they are scared.

Me: clu get loud
clu: no
Me: clu why you ducking me?

by grhgrdhdrhrdgrhdrthdr April 19, 2021