David

a really cute guy I wanna kiss a trillion times.

beth(what he calls me grr); DAVID IS SO CUTE
cung (his best friend); shut the fuck up

by beth is cool September 13, 2021

David Lee Mason

This is mainly for my brother for when he says, "I didn't ask."
He asked last week, and I have proof....
It's on the internet now and you're looking at it.

Me: "David come look at this"
David: "Did I ask?"
Me: "yes"
David Lee Mason asked

by Hey It's that one guy October 2, 2022

David Gifford

One with no male reproductive organ. Cannot compare to Daniel. Has a she-bat for a mother. Is best friends with the russian lady from cvs. But what really defines david is his lack of defintionalityeness. To define david would mean to define eveything and nothing. Which apparantly i just have :(.

David Gifford is:ugry, for ree, asian, hwilo, halo, cod 4, mw2, black hops, giffy, teh gifford, le gifford, teh giffordor--or-er-esness.

by Imiinte June 5, 2011

David Mossed

Verb: To be on the receiving end of rug pull

The price has gone down by 90% over the last few months, therefore I have reason to believe that we just got David Mossed!

by 8xRugSurvivor May 19, 2022

David Babymaker

A music star, performing alongside his bandmates: Jimmy Intercourse and Ronald Reagan

You know who the best musician is? David Babymaker.

by FirewildX November 23, 2024

David

A guy that’s obsessed with a girl named Tessa. He only wants her for her thunder thighs.

David is always talking about how he wants to be in between Tessa’s thunder thighs.

by Dhmsgsjjeje September 17, 2018

David

The big Hispanic with 5 friends and 12 belly rolls.

Person 1:“Was that fat kids name David?”
Person 2:“I don’t know but he sure looks like one.”

by AppleLover225 November 19, 2023