imaginary boner that a transgender woman wished they had
by awkwarfart101 April 17, 2017
Get the snuffleupagus bonermug. The awkward result when a man puts a thick wallet in his front pocket. If angled correctly, it looks like some sort of creepy sideways erection.
by ExquisiteCat December 8, 2011
Get the Wallet bonermug. When the button portion of one's jeans is caught underneath the belt, pushing the lower zip section of the trousers outwards, creating the illusion of a boner.
Frank: Ay look Bills got a hard-on
Bill: Nah bruv (correcting his jeans), it's just the boner effect. Don't get gassed.
Bill: Nah bruv (correcting his jeans), it's just the boner effect. Don't get gassed.
by Versace Stabzz May 30, 2016
Get the boner effectmug. Girl 1: god, last night was the best
Girl 2: Ooo, what happened?
Girl 1: my boyfriend fucked me hard with his Syrian Boner.
Girl 2: Ooo, what happened?
Girl 1: my boyfriend fucked me hard with his Syrian Boner.
by ImNextToYou March 17, 2016
Get the Syrian Bonermug. You wake up you think you got the real thing but you got a trouser full of baby boner which couldnt even touch the sides on a bag of dicks
by Joby-one July 18, 2019
Get the Baby bonermug. When the fold in your pants by the crotch, or zipper area causes it to look like you have an erection or just a huge schlong
Boy 1: dude are you hard right now!?
Boy 2: nah bro it's just a denim boner.
Boy 1: ok good because I have one right now and it won't go away.
Boy 2: nah bro it's just a denim boner.
Boy 1: ok good because I have one right now and it won't go away.
by Rayraymadden June 15, 2014
Get the Denim bonermug. When someone, most often a male, says or does something thats unnecessarily mean or stupid. Male version of bitch move. Or a when i man thinks with his dick and not he brain.
Cindy: Hey john, do these pants make my me look fat?
John: Don't be stupid Cindy, of course they do.
Cindy: Wow, boner move right there.
Lucy: Did you know your boyfriend went home with that slutty girl last night after the party?
Taylor: Well after that boner move hes not going to be my boyfriend anymore!
John: Don't be stupid Cindy, of course they do.
Cindy: Wow, boner move right there.
Lucy: Did you know your boyfriend went home with that slutty girl last night after the party?
Taylor: Well after that boner move hes not going to be my boyfriend anymore!
by C. R. P. March 6, 2010
Get the Boner movemug.