Syrian Boner

When you put your penis in the back end of an RPG Launcher buried in Hot sand

Girl 1: god, last night was the best
Girl 2: Ooo, what happened?
Girl 1: my boyfriend fucked me hard with his Syrian Boner.

by ImNextToYou March 17, 2016

snuffleupagus boner

imaginary boner that a transgender woman wished they had

lili: i wish i had a boner
todd:you have a snuffleupagus boner

by awkwarfart101 April 17, 2017

boner juice

Male enhancement in juice form. It consists of green beans and rooster ejaculate. Originally referenced on Saturday Night Live.

I start off every day by guzzling 32 oz. of boner juice.

by Trevorisclever May 31, 2016

boner breathe

Someone who's breath smells like dick, someone who forgot to swallow. (giving head)

"Jesus Kevin you have a bad case of boner breathe. Who's dick you been sucking?"

by eizabeth richardson April 8, 2016

Boner alarm

when a guy wakes you up in the morning by pushing his boner against your back

girl 1: *yawns*
girl 2: why you so tired??!
girl 1: ah, john woke me up at 6am today with a boner alarm

by hg520 September 27, 2019

Denim boner

When the fold in your pants by the crotch, or zipper area causes it to look like you have an erection or just a huge schlong

Boy 1: dude are you hard right now!?

Boy 2: nah bro it's just a denim boner.

Boy 1: ok good because I have one right now and it won't go away.

by Rayraymadden June 15, 2014

Wallet boner

The awkward result when a man puts a thick wallet in his front pocket. If angled correctly, it looks like some sort of creepy sideways erection.

Ewww, look at David's pants!

Don't worry, that's just a wallet boner.

by ExquisiteCat December 8, 2011