Two Pretty Best Friends

An imaginary concept in which two best friends are pretty.

I ain't never seen two pretty best friends, one of 'em always gotta be ugly

by a literal clown November 16, 2020

Best Friends

Imagine- Your walking toward the building of your school and meet you friends. One with glasses and dark brown hair, one with light brown hair and no glasses, and the other with blonde hair and blue glasses. None of them are silent except the blonde hair one. I always try to get her to talk. Once we get to the steps, we take a big step back, and start to try and run up the stairs. It gets hard when your class is on the top floor. We all get to our classes, and don’t see each other all day. At the the end of the day we start talking random again, telling each other what weird or exotic things happen in class.

When I get home, I wonder… how did I get the best friends I could ever ask for?

by Coolio is me July 6, 2022

best senior engineer in the world

the text on your dad's mug if your dad has a boring profession

My dad is the best senior engineer in the world! so that's why my dad is boring.

by martcraft June 6, 2018

best Linux distro

Linux Mint

For the best Linux distro, please give Linux Mint a try

by Bad C dev November 9, 2024

The best girlfriend <3

The best girlfriend is mine. She's perfect the way she is and I love her with all my heart, I'd die for her.
I hope I can make her happy like she makes me <3

X:Hey guess what
Y: what?
X: I literally got the best girlfriend <3 I love her so much ♡♡

by The one u'll always love <3 September 4, 2021

most and best and all of the rest

The real way to combat "I love you most!"

Mother: I love you.
Son: I love you more!
Mother: I love you most! Haha!
Son: I love you most and best and all of the rest.

by figiwater September 26, 2022

Best Western Reach Around

When a girl is constipated so they reach around the back and put their fingers in their vagina and try to massage the poop out of their butt.

Jill: “I am so constipated lately.”

Hannah: “Have you tried just giving yourself the Best Western Reach Around? It always helps me.”

by BillyMaysTased July 5, 2024