friend jealous

when you become over protective over your friendship with another

tyler joseph of twenty one pilots gets friend jealous too easily

by lzizzle November 18, 2016

Textual Friend

Random people you meet on social networking sites (i.e. Fast Flirting, Air G) who you have 'friended' because they aren't half bad...

Don't mind flirting, exchanging pictures, engaging in pointless conversation, and the occasional sexting episode. They love your smile, eyes, and body.

Reality check: Will never work out in real life because they are far and are probably liars. Primary function: ego boost!

Textual Friend: Hey cutie, what's up with yo fine ass?

Reply: Not much just bored outta my mind...

Textual Friend: I wanna fuck ya, you're sooooo sexy!

Reply: Thanks ;) you always make me feel so good he he

by brownyeyez33 April 6, 2011

lez-be-friends

Lesbian friends of other lesbians

Person 1: She's a lesbian, we were friends in high school
Person 2: Oh, you were lez-be-friends

by PatMagroin2344234 December 15, 2012

The Funny Friend

The hilarious one in every group that will stay single forever because is scared of commitment, they'll laugh their way through all life's worries! ...And cry in private...

"I'm the boring friend, Sam is the wild friend and tommy is the funny friend"

by Perfectandweknowit_ December 23, 2021

Friend Collateral

"Borrowing" a persons possession during a get together or sleepover, and then holding it randsom so they still remain friends with said "borrower".

Henry: "Hey Jake could I have my Zelda:Twilight Princess back, I think I left it at your house last week".
Jake: "Sure, I'll bring it in tommorow"
3 weeks later......
Henry: "Hey thanks,Mike, for selling me your Zelda:Twilight Princess for 20 bucks".
Jake: "Wait, you wanted that back? Why didn't you ask"?
Henry: "..............damn friend collateral"

by Robdar102 January 1, 2008

friend listed

When a guy likes a girl but the girl will only ever see the man as a friend

man: i asked lizzy out
bro: result?
man: no i've been friend listed
bro: better luck next time /b/rother

by Will is meeeeee May 14, 2011

Friend poach

The art of stealing ones friends to chat it up with them.
(e.g. taking a friends hottie and trying to make said hottie your own friend ;-)

Hey Stephen I noticed a hot red head on your myspace. It's time to friend poach and make her mine too. hehehe

by John McStephenson May 7, 2008