Dougie Double

A rare occurrence during a hockey game when you not only score a goal but also save a person's life. Similar to a Gordie Howe Hat Trick (1 G, 1 A, 1 Fight).

Did you see Dougie last night? He scored a goal and then saved that guys life when his own meathead teammate attacked him. Now that's a Dougie Double!

by Longsey March 14, 2013

double muted

To enthusiastically talk about your brilliant idea during a conf call only to find out nobody hears you because of an in-app disabled mic.

Mathew, I see you are trying to talk for the last 5 minutes, but we can't hear you. Maybe you are double muted, check your in-app settings.

by Wakamaru June 12, 2020

double agent

Thinking you need to fart, but when you do, you release a giant shit that rattles the earth

Mark did the double agent, and had a bad case of mudbutt.

by DatFag February 28, 2014

Double Barreling

When a girl quiefs and farts at the same time.

When I pulled out of my girl she started double barreling!

by Stephanie 1 July 7, 2018

double dizz

The act of taking a shit, and ejaculating at the same time.

He/she did a double dizz.

I just double dizzed in the toilet.

I double dizzed all over your room.

I double dizzed in your yukulele.

by Dodongo66 June 19, 2016

Double T

A tattoo on the breast region of a woman. Double T refers to "TITTIE TATTOO", "TITTIE TAT". Double T's are a dying art and are usually found on older women, and are usually very faded.

Did you see that old stripper chick in here, she had a massive Double T.

by The-One-And-Only_NathanOaks May 1, 2012

double ungood

really really crappy and horrible.

Double ungood is crappy and horrible, but probably not as crappy and horrible as triple ungood.

Global warming is double ungood, but probably not as horrible as the death of the entire planet by global warming.

Getting the herps is double ungood.

Me: I forgot your birthday again.
Bob: So, I'll forget yours, too.
Me: That's double ungood. One for you. One for me.

by slivercoyote June 18, 2009