Verb
1. The sexual act of jerking off with one hand, and pushing your balls into your girlfriend's muff with the other.
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two man wolf pack

When two guys are together so much that you rarely see one without the other. If you are with one of them, your probably with the other one. It is also often assumed that they are gay with each other, because they are together so much; they are usually both straight though.
Mason and Jacob are always together...they must be a two man wolf pack.
by flockkaa January 17, 2011
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Two Dimes ina Boot

In the car stereo business, it means two ten inch subwoofers installed in a sealed box.
by Choray September 20, 2007
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Two things from Texas

Aka "Steers and Queers"

An expression for a party where a large amount of gay dudes and ugly women are present.
Jake: "Hey dude, how's the party?"

Danny: "It's two things from Texas"

Jake: "What?"

Danny: "Steers and Queers"
by Casually Moral April 04, 2011
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two handed trout fisher

a type of male masturbation or hang job in which two hands are used. One hand massages the testicals in a circular motion while the other jacks the shaft, thus resembling a fisherman reeling in a fine specimen, a.e. a trout
"Dude Carol gives the best two handed trout fisher i've ever had! It was like sex!"
by fuck_buddy5 December 03, 2009
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Basically, if you're really surprised about something, you're in two inches of freezing water. Just think, if you were suddenly in two inches of freezing water, you would probably be pretty surprised.
Girl: I was totally in two inches of freezing water when the bartender invited us back to his house!
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As wrong as two boys fucking

1. An action, idea, or concept that goes against all common sense, or causes indignation or offense to the viewer.

by Voice of Sanity February 12, 2008
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