The Dollar Tree

When your girl is shopping and you run up and nut on her leg without her knowing

I was trying to buy some Fabuloso and my boyfriend came up and hit me with the Dollar Tree.

by Tmoney21 July 11, 2024

Christmas Tree

A long hairy green penis/Dick they is protect from a unholy act by a candy cane

Omg the Christmas tree on him is mad large
I know i wanna suck it

by anonymous December 23, 2022

Plum Tree

a tree full of sad discordians
most of them are in love with fictional characters they will never meet
they need to get a life

wow the plum tree is such a sad sight

by cody69420 October 11, 2021

Planting the Fig Tree

The action of inserting one's erect penis in to the anus of their partner

"Yeah man, I totally planted the fig tree in her last night"
"If I'm lucky I'll be planting the fig tree tonight"

by AntiCommunistAction April 9, 2021

Swinging the tree

When you're cumming and you swing your penis side to side slapping your thighs spraying cum everywhere.

As I was jacking off my boyfriend and he pulls his penis out of my hand and he started swinging the tree all over me.

by Diamond Dann October 8, 2022

banjo trees

An uncommon name for marijuana

Can be paired with other words to express an action. Such as :
strumming = smoking

Person 1: I'm just strumming the ol' banjo trees
Person 2: you mean smoking pot?
Person 1: hell yeah

by CLoyurnrttehss March 24, 2019

Tree

leaf your way through the door
I'm still standing
What a re-leaf
Looks like some barked up the wrong tree

One two tree

by What is life? November 23, 2021