J-Bones

noun. When one is at the state of going so in he/she posseses a jello like quality of bones.

Guys did you see how big mac was J-Bones last night after going red.

by SeasideCircus June 12, 2012

bone bank

a term used for a very tight vagina.

Dude, I gotta go make a deposit in her bone bank, cuz that shit is money!

by Leywhozayher January 1, 2012

snorkle-bone

insertion of a snorkle into a females vagina, long enough to reach the vulva making her horny and pink with delight. The woman then masturbates to completion, spewing an array of juices out of her vagina, the man then spits the juices over the womans chest and has anal sex with her

man, i totally fucked my girl last night, she let me snorkle-bone her and everything

by dennis shakelton March 20, 2011

bone-dog

n. insignificant, symbolic monetary work bonus; a "bonus" in name only

adj. intended to pacify with money: as in "throwing a dog a bone"

Tiffany was looking forward to her Christmas bone-dog; Tiffany was always disappointed in her office's bone-dog approach to quarterly bonuses.

by Slater29 March 25, 2011

Bone fo' vag!

A really bad pronouncation of the French word bon voyage.

-Bone fo' vag!
-Grassy Ass!

by Sean E Sean July 21, 2011

Mod-boning

Mod-boning: A person with the brains of a half dead puppy withing the age range of 13-22 who stalks/annoys/tryhards/'love' moderators just to be their friend.

Applebees123: who is mod?? LOL
Ragejpeg: Thingy123 is a mod.
Applebees123: ZOMG i LAAV YOU THINEH123! <33333

Lets be frands add me on facebuuk and msn <3 :DDDD
Thingy123: Gtfo kid.
Ragejpeg: stop mod-boning

by Ghosteh June 14, 2011

rudolph the red boned reindeer

the act of lighting your playmates nose on fire on christmas and them forcing them to suck your dick while the nose is still lit.

i got the best rudolph the red boned reindeer last year from my girlfreind

by mind invasion June 20, 2011