In two inches of freezing water

Basically, if you're really surprised about something, you're in two inches of freezing water. Just think, if you were suddenly in two inches of freezing water, you would probably be pretty surprised.

Girl: I was totally in two inches of freezing water when the bartender invited us back to his house!

by Kaycene September 25, 2008

Two things from Texas

Aka "Steers and Queers"

An expression for a party where a large amount of gay dudes and ugly women are present.

Jake: "Hey dude, how's the party?"

Danny: "It's two things from Texas"

Jake: "What?"

Danny: "Steers and Queers"

by Casually Moral April 22, 2011

Two Dimes ina Boot

In the car stereo business, it means two ten inch subwoofers installed in a sealed box.

I got da hookup on two dimes ina boot, at da Circuit Shitty.

by Choray October 3, 2007

One in the hand and two in the bush

Verb
1. The sexual act of jerking off with one hand, and pushing your balls into your girlfriend's muff with the other.

"I was with my GF the other day, and I gave her one in the hand and two in the bush.

by Kidlover69 July 26, 2014

two handed trout fisher

a type of male masturbation or hang job in which two hands are used. One hand massages the testicals in a circular motion while the other jacks the shaft, thus resembling a fisherman reeling in a fine specimen, a.e. a trout

"Dude Carol gives the best two handed trout fisher i've ever had! It was like sex!"

by fuck_buddy5 December 2, 2009

As wrong as two boys fucking

1. An action, idea, or concept that goes against all common sense, or causes indignation or offense to the viewer.

Hillary Clinton being elected President is as wrong as two boys fucking.

by Voice of Sanity February 12, 2008

One in the Pink, and Two in the Stink

One in the Pink, and Two in the Stink is where a guy's fingers are when he grabs a girl's pussy.

Yeah, I had One in the Pink, and Two in the Stink when I was out pussy-snatching!

by USAF Cadet March 3, 2021