March 22nd

National Hot Sexy Men Named Henry Day

Hey, it’s March 22nd

It’s National Hot Sexy Men Named Henry Day!
YAY

by Henry George March 20, 2023

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March 28

If you were born on this day, you are either hated or loved, stinky or smells amazing, picky or loves every food.

Today if your science teacher tells you "no" to go to the bathroom your rawr in their face then go to the bathroom and when you come back go to your teacher, get on both knees put your hands together like you praying and say "oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"

Polly: Can I go to the bathroom?
Science teacher: No
Polly: Rawr *RUNS TO THE BATHROOM*

5 MINUTES LATER

Polly: *walks into the classroom*
Science teacher: Did I say you coul-
Polly: *Gets on her knees and says*:"oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
Science teacher: GO TO THE OFFICE, NOW!
Polly: But its March 28th!

by poopymanQWERTY March 28, 2022

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March 23

If you're born on this date you suck.

"You suck, you were born on March 23 2008."

by Konoshida November 9, 2021

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March 24th

Falling asleep together while cuddling day.
Be with your favorite person and give them lots of cuddles until you both fall asleep at night.

A: Hey, today is march 24th, also known as falling asleep while cuddling day!

B: Do you wanna come over and cuddle, then fall asleep together?

A: Ohyes, this sounds like an amazing idea. I'll be there in 10 minutes.

by iguesswellneverknowhuh March 24, 2023

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