Jake Hoisington

An absolute G.O.A.T

He is a Jake hoisington

by anonymous May 31, 2021

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The Police

The Jakes arrested me!

by Gordon_ September 26, 2023

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Jake with Cake

A man (usually named Jake) that has sexual intercourse cake, specifically chocolate cake.

I saw Jake with Cake going to the bakery. Hes going to have a wild night.

by ChadOkay August 1, 2019

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A Jake story

A story that in some aspects could maybe be true but is mostly an exaggeration

"Man that chick was sucking my dick upside down down." "Man stfu that shit has to be a Jake story!"

by Big_Dick_Bee420 March 15, 2023

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Jake is probably the worst person to walk the planet. Jake is the most stupidest person you could ever meet. If you meet a Jake, avoid him. Jake is always the kind of guy who will instantly hate you. He will find a way to pick on you, no matter what. He is just a jerk. Nobody likes him. If you regretfully befriend a Jake, make sure to instantly stay away from him. Jake is a really bad person who deserves nothing good that happens to him. Jake is one of the most ugliest people to ever be seen.

This is what a Jake is truly like, no matter what people say.

A: Who is that stupid kid?
B: Oh, that is Jake, he is a bad person.

by DerpGod January 16, 2022

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