When a severely overweight family member mysteriously sprouts a neck for 4 hours when aroused by greasy fast food stuffed into a box. Side effects : necessity to use 2 scales, mental retardation, inability to fix vehicles, and diarrhea of the mouth
by Familyroasts November 24, 2017

by RoRo Rox July 8, 2019

by p4nd4m0n1um May 10, 2021

When your squad attacks or proceeds to a point on the map directly and without prejudice to either acquire an objective, loot or attack another team or squad position in the game Call of Duty: Warzone
by Andi Pandy Putting in Candy October 19, 2022

by sysophus August 25, 2023

It’s when you dodge a female after they failed to bless you or didn’t help you reach your goal for success.
Ashton: “Mannn I was juhh chilling with shawty and we ain do shit.”
Kee: “Fuxk it fam play hard to contact”
Kee: “Fuxk it fam play hard to contact”
by KeeGee February 20, 2020

An American/Southern phrase used particularly to children, to warn them against disobedience. Particularly hinting at potential physical punishments.
Kid: "I don't wanna go to school today"
Grandma: "Do what I told you," "Hard Head Makes A Soft Behind"
By: Otis T. September 8th, 2025
Grandma: "Do what I told you," "Hard Head Makes A Soft Behind"
By: Otis T. September 8th, 2025
by LionHeart99 September 8, 2025
