What The Flying Turtles

''What the Fuck''

Son: Dad I'm going mentally insane and I want to inflict pain into other innocent people and satisfy myself with the bodies of dead children

Dad: What The Flying Turtles?? aye son look at this shitty ass lifeline!!!

by dmqt July 6, 2022

Catching The Flying Squirrel

When a man lays on his back while masturbating and attempts to shoot his load up in an arch and catch it in his mouth

"Where's Rob?"
"I don't know, he called in, probably at home catching the flying squirrel "

by UnkleLumpY July 8, 2022

flizle the fly

to tickle your own asshole, make your self feel good, flick the bean

hey today I flizle the fly

by Falcon22:)😂 July 17, 2022

Fly Gear

A term most popularly used in the 90s and early 2000s describing ones item of clothing or ensemble - typically used as a compliment or as a form of desire for the outfit.

Nah bc Luke had some Fly gear on today didn’t he?

by cutemizzthang July 24, 2022

Nimcompoop Fly

An annoying fly that just hovers around ur house

You stupid Nimcompoop Fly

- Maisie

by HazOfficialXD July 27, 2022

Flying fuck

A rude way of saying “I don’t care”.
More than a fuck, less than a tit.

I couldn’t give a flying fuck what you say!

by HalalMeat5000 August 2, 2022

Flying beer to the rescue

When a beer just appears

Oh I was just sat down sobering up by Fulham Riverside then there was a flying beer to the rescue.

by Dave Davies August 2, 2022