Somebody who loves to discuss shitting, farting, shit poetry, shit philosophy, shit music, the science of shit, the love of shit, movies about shitting, and one who thinks shit is so very funny.
Person 1: yo ethan nichols, how would you like to discuss the philosophy of shit?
Ethan nichols: hahahaha shit is funny, I would love to.
Ethan nichols: hahahaha shit is funny, I would love to.
by Ethan pickles May 03, 2024
An Ethan is a guy that’s 6ft tall on a good day, who’s just a bartender. Has tendencies to date young girls.
by Mossy Frog April 08, 2023
Ethan is the most hottest, most handsome, and most bestest friend to have on Earth. If you have a friend named Ethan make sure you thank them and worship them for being the best of the best. Don't forgot to give them head or sex whenever they ask because if you do so, you will learn the ways of Ethan Weaver.
by Milkhail November 23, 2021
by bighorsedicks February 13, 2017
A fat kid that gets on everyone's nerves. He is really gross and does creepy things. He has a crush on his cousin and finds ways to make everyone hate him and that is why he has no friends.
by TruthMakerfrfr October 23, 2018
by Ehemmmmehem November 09, 2020
Ethan Calma is normally a guy with a friend named Aislinn. He always has an ex girlfriend named Arianna. Ethan is a kinda lovable person that is down bad. (LIKE REALLY) he’s also really sus. Ethan is also amazing and makes peoples days. He’s also adorable and cute.
by Aislinn Davidson January 01, 2022