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Assblasters Syndrome

"Sorry about your toilet bowl. I had a harsh case of Assblasters Syndrome."
by Beertaco420 July 21, 2021
mugGet the Assblasters Syndromemug.

Pitbull Syndrome

When a normal song is playing and all of a sudden, Pitbull starts rapping out of nowhere. The most egregious example is DJ Got US Fallin In Love by Usher. It can also be used to describe other rappers who start rapping out of nowhere in a song.

Example of Pitbull Syndrome(There's no warning that he's going to start rapping, all of a sudden you hear his raspy voice):
Usher, don't lie!
Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil,
Get it baby?
Hope you catch that like T.O., that's how we roll,
My life is a movie, you just Tivo.
Ludacris' rap verse in Usher's song came out of nowhere. It's like Luda has Pitbull Syndrome.
by ClaytonLaurio December 7, 2022
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"M" Syndrome

When every word in a sentence gets replaced by mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Charlie: I think I have "M" Syndrome mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Chris: Bro, What the Fuck?
by FUQ, GRANDPA'S DED! March 6, 2020
mugGet the "M" Syndromemug.

Thotholm Syndrome

The inexplicable need of a weak-willed and submissive individual or individuals to defend or support persons of ill repute on social media financially. This is done exclusively in the hopes that a romantic liaison or relationship will develop with the object of desire that never actually materializes.
Man, Jeff borrowed money from me for his rent for the third time this year. He's been giving his money to that IG model for a year and a half now to help support their career. He's got straight up Thotholm Syndrome.
by E_jeck February 4, 2023
mugGet the Thotholm Syndromemug.

Bro Syndrome

When someone repeatedly uses the terms bro, dude, or man and doing so without consciously thinking about it. Usually this gets to the point where it is an obsession, or slightly annoying.
Someone who states: “What’s up dude?”“Thanks man.” “Bro no way!”
In a sentence: “Yeah, Carson has Bro syndrome.”
by Stirfri123 January 15, 2022
mugGet the Bro Syndromemug.

SFCL Syndrome

A way of thinking or acting on a broadcast including but not limiting to the following -- debauchery, muting your producer, forgetting you are live, not looking at the camera and associating with frauds.
"Mofucker has SFCL Syndrome - no idea how to act on the show!"
by OracleRepr November 23, 2022
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Dad Syndrome

When a younger lad, who has been unable to attend alcohol oriented happenings, finally gets to go out and therefore drinks enormous amounts . Thereby resembling a middle aged man who finally gets to leave the kids at home and go out for a cold one with the boys - without having to think about the hangover and breathing pure alcohol into the head of his child, the day after. Hence naming this, the dad syndrome
"Mikey is really knocking those beers down eh? - Yeah he has been working the entire month, he has the dad syndrome"
by FarsFedeFerie June 5, 2020
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