Early Snake gets the Cake

Early Bird gets the worm. But I hate worms! Who the heck eats worms? Cake is much better. I prefer pizza but does not have the same ring to it. This is not to be confused with Shel Silverstein's "Cake Eating Snake" which contains no hyphen and from a grammatical perspective is unclear if the Cake eats Snakes or vice-versa.

This term was originally coined by Dylan Schwartz (CEO of Dylan Universe Comics, www.DylanUniverseComics.com) on January 3rd 2019.

Why you are up early? As they say," the early snake gets the cake."

by MadDawgDylan January 03, 2020

hognose snake

A cute snake with an upturned nose

The gif below is what it looks like

Today's my birthday and I want a hognose snake

by LUMONOVA March 13, 2024

snake for a spit

To urinate (men) or a No.1 as opposed to a No.2 i.e dropping friends off at thr pool.

Take a leak, piss, wee etc...

"Hang on I gotta take my snake for a spit..."

by ultramodern June 21, 2014

Body Armour with a Snake

Anyone with an engineering degree.

Wife: "Wow, what are you wearing?",
Mr. Stuff: "It's engineering, what does it look like?",
Wife: "Body Armour with a Snake?",
Mr. Stuff: "Have you ever seen an engineer before?"

by NonScumRebel August 23, 2021

crying snakes

An alternation for "Christ sakes" for when you have verbal communication issues that day and can't talk right.

You can't do that for crying snakes!

by CaramelloKoala October 31, 2015

Fat snake

A long pile of texts

That is a freakin fat snake up I send up there.

by Batwomannn August 17, 2017

Snake 🐍

A snake is a person that goes behind people's backs or snitches

You're such a Snake 🐍

by 3rrrroRrr February 09, 2020