When an infant, preferably 1-3 years, just stands there from a distance and watches you.
They will be incredibly silent as they watch from the shadows of your hallway and peek through the slit of your barely closed door until you notice them.
They will be incredibly silent as they watch from the shadows of your hallway and peek through the slit of your barely closed door until you notice them.
My niece scares the crap out me when she just stands behind my door and watches me as I'm on the computer. She stands there in the shadows of my dim hallway quiet as fuck and occasionally slowly opens my door, it only makes it worse that my nephew got into that shit too and they basically reenact the fucking shining. I keep telling both of them to stop being a slender baby.
by Forever Incognito September 5, 2015
Get the Slender Baby mug.When a relationship is 9 months old, the actual relationship has developed from conception in the early stages (honey moon stage). To a fully grown and born baby that’s joined 2 people to a serious and long term partnership.
Anna: how long have you and James been together?
Zoe: 9 months
Anna: you guys have a relationship baby then.
Zoe: 9 months
Anna: you guys have a relationship baby then.
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Get the frito baby mug.Used instead of on god derived from baby Jesus so basically when saying on baby feet you are saying on baby Jesus feet
by Jaheim cyntrell March 4, 2022
Get the On baby feet mug.a stinky baby is simply someone in your friend group who either acts immaturely when it comes to din dinns or beddy baws, or someone who always complains.
You should always react to a stinky baby by saying "Waaaaaaaa" to mock them for being a stinky baby
You should always react to a stinky baby by saying "Waaaaaaaa" to mock them for being a stinky baby
Person 1 - "That Glenn character is such a Stinky Baby, is he really going to bed at 9pm?"
Glenn- "I'M NOT A STINKY BABY SHUT UP SHUT UP STOP NOOOO IM NOT A BABY!!"
Person 1- "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"!
Glenn- "I'M NOT A STINKY BABY SHUT UP SHUT UP STOP NOOOO IM NOT A BABY!!"
Person 1- "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"!
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(i.e. Versace, Gucci, Burberry, Fendi, Baby Jordans, etc.)
(i.e. Versace, Gucci, Burberry, Fendi, Baby Jordans, etc.)
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