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shut up money

Money given, or taken, from any organization that wants to pretend they care. Instead, they just give you some money, then they never want to hear from you ever again.
This played out in the movie Shawshank Redemption, for library funds.
I told the Employment Officer that I received my yearly dividend cheque, but I called it “shut up money”. The officer did not even question me about where it came from, or what it was about.
by Li’l Wanderin’ Elf February 23, 2023
mugGet the shut up moneymug.

Big Money Gang

We are the stimulus flexers “big money gang
by RealSkreetNigga104 March 14, 2023
mugGet the Big Money Gangmug.

money mule

A person that (most of the time) unwillingly takes part in money laundering. It is illegal even if you only take part.

Example 1:
Somebody transfers 10k on your bank account, telling you to keep 10% and transfer the rest on another account

Example 2:
You get a text message on your phone: „Rate these hotels and make 5000$ in an hour“

This COULD be money laundering and clickbait, due to the fact you‘ll get the cash but can only keep 10% for example and transfer the rest.

This makes you a money mule.

What if I keep it?
If you keep the money and dont transfer it to another account many things could happen:
A: You‘ll get flagged as suspicious and your bank account will freeze + legal problems
B: The people that you got the money from threaten you, or report you as suspicious
Did you know mark is making 500 an hour by only rating hotels?

Hes probably a money mule
by FlyOnTheRegular May 27, 2025
mugGet the money mulemug.

Money

Something you don’t have.
Bob likes money. Money don’t like bob. >:(
Bob goes broke.
by Snoozing_my_alarm November 5, 2022
mugGet the Moneymug.

National money day

National money day is a day for those who don’t have a valentines and say fuck that and dedicate that day to getting bands
Jason:hey dude do you have a valentines?

Scrim:fuck a valentines it’s National money day I’m getting bread
by gyTg(tTg55^7 January 29, 2023
mugGet the National money daymug.

Beach Money

Getting paid a large lump sum, while doing minimal work. May possible die trying to achieve it.
“This Beach Money. We rich.” *gunshot* -Ronnie Mathis
by Ubitiqous February 12, 2024
mugGet the Beach Moneymug.

Halasana money shot

It is when you have sex with your partner in the "pile driver" AKA Halasana yoga pose. When it is time for the man to cum, he pulls out and shoots his cum down onto the woman and straight down onto her face.
My girlfriend loves her yoga positions. There was a time when I had her in the Halasana position, and when I was about to cum, I pulled my cock out from her pussy and shot my load down onto her inverted body and face. I looked down at her inverted body, her pussy up in the air with her legs spread wide, and her face totally covered with my cum. She smiled and stated "I love that position, and now with all the hot cum, it was the perfect Halasana money shot".
by whtronin May 6, 2018
mugGet the Halasana money shotmug.

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