Rocky Road Hard

Ejaculating a kidney stone into 1 or more of a women's orifices.

Gale choked from the stone caught on her tonsils from the rocky road hard incident.

by Skullylove March 21, 2023

Hard Pudding

Whenever something is tough, opposite of easy sauce

"Wow, that test was hard pudding"

by sysophus August 25, 2023

hard on a sleeve

When one ejaculates on a females shoulder or sleeve area of a tshirt.

Friend 1: Did you bang that girl last night?

Friend 2: Fuck yeah, I gave her a hard on a sleeve.

Friend 1: Ouhh, that’s tight!

Friend 2: No response.

by ThatsTight42069 August 19, 2024

Hard Worker

Something said to deflect from the obvious weight of a “large and in charge”female; when a girl is neither slim nor very attractive but always makes her presence known.

“Hard workers” might take “look I’m being healthy” pics at the gym from time to time, but they sure do like their post-workout Curry Chips.

See also: “bubbly.”

“I know Maeve from CrossFit is thin and drop dead gorgeous, but her friend Aoife is such a hard worker.”

“*Om nom* Jess is a beautiful and healthy hard worker you fat shaming faggot shitlord *nom nom*”

by hotsummerfun@fauxhegansun October 18, 2022

Try Hard

Someone who sucks at something and tries too hard to succeed, especially through imitating someone else.
They usually do this to get fame or popularity.

Person 1: Did you see that game yesterday? Big dude was imitating his opponent and was trying real hard to win the game.
Person 2: Yeah dude, big dude TRY HARD

by thirefun January 6, 2019

Hard To Contact

It’s when you dodge a female after they failed to bless you or didn’t help you reach your goal for success.

Ashton: “Mannn I was juhh chilling with shawty and we ain do shit.”

Kee: “Fuxk it fam play hard to contact”

by KeeGee February 20, 2020

hard copy

A paper copy of a file (usually text)printed out from a computer.

I want a hard copy of that report.

by fx October 27, 2003