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clubbing baby seals

When sailors want to kill a baby seal, they have 3 ways to do it. Either shoot it in the head, hit it with a blunt object or a hakapik. They usually go for the hakapik since it's the easiest to use, but if they don't have one, they will use the blunt object (like a baseball bat or golf club). It is also used as a saying because it is an easy task if you hit the seal right in the head, similar to shooting fish in a barrel.
"When I was working on the boat, they made me club baby seals"
"We won the race with 3 minutes to spare. It was like clubbing baby seals."
by Skalkin November 10, 2019
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Bullet Freakin' Club

Bullet Freakin' Club (BFC) is the best editing forum for wrestling ever and GoldenSkulls is a gay bitch
Damn bruh we should join Bullet Freakin' Club's discord!
by Bullet Freakin' Club February 4, 2019
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Bro club

The bro club is an elite club of girls who are the smartest in the world.

Grace: The dancer
Ella: The brains
Ani: The tall penguin from Madagascar

Yea
Someone: Did you see the bros? I heard they're part of a bro club

Bro club: YEAH WE ARE
by 4N1 January 26, 2022
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Clubbing

When you beat a homeless person to death with a blunt object
Phil:I went clubbing last night
Craig: fucking hell phil I told you not to do that
by boris k4l4shnikov January 22, 2020
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Club Deuce

(klub dûs)
n.

1. a place to go number two
2. a night club in South Beach
Yo, I just ate a monster burrito that earned me V.I.P. entry to Club Deuce tonight.

john, crapper, privy
by JCsuperstar January 17, 2007
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golden mouse club

Elite Group of Treasure Coast LaN party members...
Roy is not in the Golden Mouse Club...
by fookme April 19, 2004
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Club-London

A Dingey Dank Sleaze-pit Bath-House where old men and other slimey freaks go to have Sex in the Dark, away from society.
"Oi, why don`t You to Bum-Buddy`s take a hint,do us all a favour, and do a Club-London!"
by Peter Vandergaag June 18, 2005
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