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Horse cockery

Absolutely bullshit has just fucked ur tight little ass and feels like a horse but is actually just a fuck tone of bullshit
Hey bro I'm not a simp I'm just being nice by giving money to her to buy clothes

Bro that's fucking horse cockery
by LeFishe September 4, 2020
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Horse paster

Conservative American so dumb they will eat anti parasitic medicine for farm animals instead of getting a free covid vaccine shot.
The horse pasters outside the Warren rally really needed to proofread their signs.
by Redditor73 September 12, 2021
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Bangin' horses

An act not limited to, but includes placing a wager on a race horse and winning that wager.
Tommy is bangin' horses really well today.
by Lour-des Monster February 4, 2020
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Horse Gurdian

A majestic creature, a good man who plays to much halo
The Horse Gurdian said, if a football player loses his cock, what might he put down his pants?
by Sadboy666 April 16, 2018
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Horse

This is a four legged ball of love that constantly needs cuddles and a special mixture of oats, hay, and a bit of water. They can connect with humans through the mind and become one. Nobody can take these beauties down! They are often floofy and lazy. They can also be energetic and non-floofy. If you see a horse either pet it, or don't because sometimes they will bit your arm off... oh well!
Do you see that horse in the field?

My cousin Janet had a horse once, you can tell because she only has one arm.
by Horselover215 July 6, 2020
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Horse-person

That sket is a horse-person
by SheepShaga August 22, 2019
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don't push the horses

During their rematch on July 19, 2025, Usyk told Dubois' team, "Don’t push the horses."

He directly translated it from Ukrainian, which is incorrect and makes almost no sense, but it's an euphemism for "Calm down," or "Don’t rush things."
He meant they were getting too confident or trying to act like they'd already won - and he was telling them to chill.

The English version of "Don't push the horses" would be something like "Hold your horses".
Usyk: Let's go, don't push the horses.
Charles: Pardon me?
Usyk: Don't push the horses.
by notdash July 20, 2025
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