Disturbing My Foot Hair

Causing an uncontrollable urge to dance.

This song is really disturbing my foot hair!

by McNooget November 9, 2010

Park One's Yacht In Hair Harbor

to have sexual intercourse with a member of the fairer sex.

I think I'm going to go home tonight and pat the old lady on the ass and park the ol' yacht in hair harbor. Deal!

by weave March 24, 2003

fucking asshole dipshit with funky hair

a jackass who puts braids in his hair and thinks hes cool..

hes also really sexy ;)

YOU JACKASS! YOU'RE ACTING LIKE MATT:a fucking asshole dipshit with funky hair!

by who needs to know? May 7, 2005

pool rack with afro hair

another nyc radio goody...when a girl's most intimate of areas is so hairy that it looks like a pool rack pushed down over an afro when viewed from above...

Bitch so hairy her snatch looks like a pool rack with afro hair

by Tony Montana April 24, 2004

I like your hair

A phrase used to indicate that a person is good-looking. Very popular among queer women who don't know how to flirt.

Lesbian 1: I like your hair...
Lesbian 2: Thank you, I like your tattoos

by boob_appreciator April 22, 2022

i want to eat your hair

a phrase that should never be said by anyone

person 1 : Zamn, shes 12 😍
person 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, and 12 all in unison : I want to eat your hair.

by i hate eating people's hair February 7, 2022

national shoot a hair tie day

when you shoot a hair tie from your thumb and it hurts (might get arthritis), and then it hits a computer and slowly but surely types out "monopoly".

yo i got bad early onset arthritis in m 19 year old thumb from national shoot a hair tie day
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by 19yroldarthritis November 1, 2019