One calamari away from losing it

When you're having such a terrible time that you are one inconvenience away from losing your shit. When you expect onion rings and find out its calamari.

After the shit day I've had I am one calamari away from losing it.

by anonymous October 13, 2020

Norman from Atomicrops

Norman is the best boy in Atomicrops. He is a cute little goober. When married he will follow you around and shoot enemies with slime that slows them. Norman is your local cute grasshopper who likes pineapples. I love him.

"Norman from atomicrops is the best boy. He's so cute!"

by GOOBER LOVER June 7, 2023

You came from the Bushes

( the Bushes here refers to the Bush family): referencing someone who went from rags to riches

You came from the Bushes means a lot to my family.

by Sexydimma July 23, 2021

Neo from 8th grade

Neo from 8th grade is one of the most obnoctious people on earth and if anyone says otherwise an alternate universe is created moments before and the words were never said.

Neo from 8th grade is really horrible, right?

Yeah but...

...

...

Yeah he's annoying

by Dennis from ... grade June 4, 2020

Stealing from the geese

The act of a woman fingering herself with a scooping motion as if she’s taking the bread back away from the geese.

Ashlyn came home from chemistry class and couldn’t wait to begin stealing from the geese

by davewantsshots January 17, 2025

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 2, 2025

Silly Bum From Africa

A lazy slob who sits on his arse all day playing video games

Aaron, you are a silly bum from Africa.

by Acissej March 11, 2024