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Money

A rectangular piece of paper/plastic or a scrap of metal that you can trade for pretty much anything; Food, shelter, water. warmth, happiness, laughter, wires, boxes, ropes, chains, knives, paper, plastic, metal, and even an animal. In fact, money is more than a rectangular piece of paper/plastic or a scrap of metal. It is essential to human life. It is hated. It is loved. But, most importantly, it is a way for all humans to connect. That circular piece of metal, hidden away, discarded in your pocket has touched so many other grubby human fingers. Fingers which have touched so many grubby human things. Things which have been touched by other grubby human fingers. So, in a way, that penny, cent, doubloon is something that all humans can share, even dead ones.
Money, money, money. Must be funny...
by JamYourEyes December 25, 2023
mugGet the Moneymug.

money

a scam created by the government to kill us all
John: Want free money???
Sam: KYS
by the only kys in 1 January 10, 2024
mugGet the moneymug.

time is money

time is a valuable resource, therefore it is better to do things as quickly as possible.
Here are a couple of options for you, depending on the context:

"Let's get started, time is money!" (This is a good general opener to emphasize efficiency.)
"We need to streamline this process. Every minute wasted is money lost." (This emphasizes the financial cost of wasted time.)
by Arminkshipper July 19, 2024
mugGet the time is moneymug.

Wifi Money Ghost

A young person typically between the ages of 18-22 who amassed a large amount of wealth through the internet anonymously in a very quick fashion. Wifi money ghosts report feeling empty inside and extreme loneliness due to not being able to relate to their peers and not being able to go through the typical human cycle of struggle. This, combined with the fact that they have no real adult responsibilities or things to worry about drives them to near insanity. The nature of money and human greed leads them to not be able to talk to anyone about their true struggles. All of these factors combined sends them into an extreme negative spiral. It is the exact task of the wifi money ghost to escape this extreme negative spiral, thus restoring the karmic balances and proving to God he is worthy. For this negative spiral was his struggle.
Wait you made 7 figures off of crypto?
Yea
Dude you're only 18 wtf I'd kill to be in your position

Idk, I always feel empty inside, I also have zero friends. Just don't know what to do with my life
Bro you're a wifi money ghost
by 0xRage September 26, 2023
mugGet the Wifi Money Ghostmug.

Do Hard Money

Do Hard Money is a loan and private money lender that provides short-term funding for real estate investors.
Real Estate Investor 1: I'm looking into flipping a home but don't have enough money to do it.

Real Estate Investor 2: Hey man have you heard of Do Hard Money?

Real Estate Investor 1: No, I haven't.

Real Estate Investor 2: So, they can hook you up with a hard money loan if you really want to flip this house.
by Gary Vee May 13, 2019
mugGet the Do Hard Moneymug.

Money

A piece of paper, touched by millions of people handing it to another person over and over again. People even will risk being punched in the face by a WWE wrestler to get this piece of paper.
"hey dude, do you see that money on top of that crane?" "Yeah, I see it; Lets get that money!"
by Gragesdor January 15, 2017
mugGet the Moneymug.

Pipe money

Money earned with the intention of using it to buy marijuana or devices used to smoke marijuana.
"I hustled just enough pipe money to get that Quarter pound that I wanted "
by Aliciawoww January 15, 2016
mugGet the Pipe moneymug.

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