Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker. Not to be confused with douche.
An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self-worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears.
Also is a scientific name for schmuck who rolls up in public with a haircut from the 1970’s and a camouflage coat thinking he looks like a movie star.
An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self-worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears.
Also is a scientific name for schmuck who rolls up in public with a haircut from the 1970’s and a camouflage coat thinking he looks like a movie star.
When Keith aka Kirby rolls up in public with a haircut from the 1970’s and a camouflage coat thinking he looks like a movie star in all reality has an over-inflated sense of self-worth douche-bag.
by NMT77 February 16, 2017
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Someone who goes way beyond the normal, standard definition of an asshole. Usually used as a term to describe/direct one's anger (and in some cases, absolute rage) at someone who is pissing them off to a very high degree.
Synonyms: see ass clown, Assclown McDouche
Someone who goes way beyond the normal, standard definition of an asshole. Usually used as a term to describe/direct one's anger (and in some cases, absolute rage) at someone who is pissing them off to a very high degree.
Synonyms: see ass clown, Assclown McDouche
"Sweet fucking Jesus tits! Look at this douche flap cutting me off!" Nice driving asshole!"
"Even though I have higher qualifications, Henry gave the promotion to that fucking douche flap Dave who isn't even here half the time!"
"Even though I have higher qualifications, Henry gave the promotion to that fucking douche flap Dave who isn't even here half the time!"
by Brownie O October 20, 2012
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