frick me in the bum

She wants to fuck

Jessi: frick me in the bum
Jesi and pat: * heads to bed room*

by I spilled ur secrets October 30, 2017

dribble bum baby

When your father fucked your mother in the arse to prevent her getting pregnant. However his cam ran out her arsehole, down to her cunt and here you are... a dribble bum baby. Commonly used as an insult

Piss off mate, your just a dribble bum baby

by Sinnie666 November 23, 2017

Poo Bum Sniff

What my little brother calls me

You are a flipping Poo Bum Sniff!

by Face Hole Guy October 2, 2018

Charlie Brown Bum

The perfect bottom on any one person. A booty so cute you can't resist it.

Mike has a wicked Charlie Brown Bum

by Bri-Dizzle March 6, 2008

Distraction Apple Bum

A hungry homeless person that runs up to steal the apple after someone uses an distraction apple.

Distraction Apple Bum: OMFG, he's going to use that distraction apple!

Bum: *Bum runs up and steals apple after it hits the floor, then eats it.*

by IIMikII January 8, 2011

Bums alarm system

when a person or groups of person's accidently trips and or falls over any type of metal object(s) that makes a loud metalic noise.

we were walking down the railroad tracks one night and couldent see very well. i accidently sounded the bums alarm system and woke up the neighbors.

by the old crew September 18, 2006

bum wipe butty

A sandwich with a filling the same consistancy of what can be found on toilet roll after cleaning up. Any paste type filling or tikka/coronation chicken filling on white bread can be described as a bum wipe butty.

That looks like a bum wipe butty you're having for lunch

by elvis the dog February 19, 2010