pounch bros

4 REAL ass niggas they always bout they shit if you see them now they rocking some real shit on there body ALL FREE

pounch bros really bout it

by mheacl May 22, 2017

bro dicking

When your boy sleeps with your girlfriend. but you forgive him anyways. Because she wasn't the right one.

Man you got to stop bro dicking. It's not healthy for our friendship bro.

by Wirthman86 March 4, 2018

Bro bra

A bra for men who have developed sagging breasts.

If I put on another twenty pounds I will go up to a DD bro bra

by Scott Swingley July 6, 2016

duder bro

your cool buddy that you hang out with

- Yo duder bro that's huge!
- Thanks bro

by collmike April 26, 2021

bro vowels

The chesty vowel sound made when emphasizing a word for masculine purposes. It resembles the deepening of vowels a drill instructor makes when saying "ATTENTION".

Suppose you're greeting a friend named Jordan. In normal speech you'd say "hey Jordan." In bro vowels, "JOOOOR DUN!"

by alfred- September 26, 2012

bro co

Deep convo between bros

Your sister in law lights u and your brother in law up and storms out of the room saying ," fuck you, you two can have your bro co but I'm fuckin outta here!"

Oh man! Matt fucked that chick! she gave me crabs. This is gonna be an awkward bro co.

by midge nasty November 3, 2012

Bro Headache

1. A mild inconvenience for the average human being, a bro headache is a major pain in the ass for for a young, well-off male. Bro headaches include filing TPS reports and other mundane bullshit, providing any sort of authorized/signed documentation for any reason at all, rescheduling any event, giving any sort of presentation at work, going to work dinners, going on dates with a long time girlfriend, or just anything that doesn't involve maximum drinking or relaxation. In many cases, bro headaches will go on ignored until someone else goes out of their way to fix it for you. If a bro accumulates too many bro headaches at once, this can lead to a bro funk.

2. An actual headache, as in a pain in your head, induced by drinking, smoking, and heavy cocaine use. These generally occur on Sundays and Mondays. They can be alleviated by a glass of scotch or pounding several after-work beers. Benders also temporarily delay this type of bro headache.

Bro, I got hammered and was doing a bunch of lines last night and now my boss wants me to give a presentation this afternoon on the work I should have been doing over the weekend. It's chill, cause I'm a serious bro, but it's a major bro headache in any case. On top of that I have a bro headache from the partying I was doing.

by SenorCantos September 24, 2012