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Chris Noble his ass

To beat up a underclassmen as a senior and losing your athletics scholarship
Daniel Chris Noble his ass and lost that D-1 basketball scholarship to the University of Houston
by pooplessccheng March 28, 2023
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Chris

Someone who has no rizz.
Damn, that guy has no rizz. His name must be Chris
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Chris

Chris is straight pimpin
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Chris marshall

A guy you think that you know.
You don't.

It is said that those with the most love to give. Also have the most hate to release.
The pendulum swings hard both ways.

Chris Marshall is the guy you want in your corner. He knows where the bodies are buried. He still has the Left handed shovel to prove it. A backroom profit and the Patron Saint of Lost Souls

He is the guy that will make the kids breakfast and get them off to school. He will help a stranger broken down on the side of the road.

He is also the guy that will pour gas on a chomo and strike a match.
Money doesn't impress him. So don't try and buy him.

The Golden Rule is the currency.

So spend wisely.
Most of all he is kind

and pleasant to be around.
Until he's not.

Harshall, Angry Man, Marine, Grit are just a few synonyms

The Golden Rule.

It really is that simple.
Man, did you see Chris Marshall?

No what happened? He stopped being nice...
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Chris harvalis

The buffest vice principle you will ever meet also the most chill person who works at a school ain't nothing bad to say about him
Yo that guy Chris harvalis he wrestles alligators in tanzania
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Chris

The feeling of coming home after a long, exhausting day knowing you’re going to be wrapped in warmth and swept away from reality stuffed inside the 5’0 body of a cute and chaotic person
Person 1: Hey dude did you see Chris today? They looked so hot

Me: Yeah I see them almost everyday, fuck off, I will fight you for them :)
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Chris Angeled

Making a man levitate by forcefully sucking his penis so hard.
by The Anonymous Keylo February 10, 2023
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