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Always Chris

Everything is Chris's fault. If the sun is too hot, it's because Chris left the oven on. If it's raining outside, Chris probably forgot to close the window. If you stubbed your toe, Chris probably moved the furniture again. If your phone is running low on battery, Chris probably used it to call every single person in your contact list. In short, if something goes wrong in your life, you can bet that Chris had something to do with it. So the next time you're feeling frustrated or annoyed, just remember: it's probably all Chris's fault.
by BillStuff January 6, 2023
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Chris conybeare

I don’t even know where to begin to express my love for Chris to be honest. He is just too thoughtful, he thinks about everything and anything a girl would ever want, and puts so much thought into everything he does. He helps me through my highs and my lows and honestly helps me get through more than he could ever know. I never thought I would find someone like Chris in my life because to be honest it feels as if he is made up from a book because he is that perfect!! I love Chris so so so much, and honestly somehow as time goes on it just grows and grows who knew that was even possible! I love how he laughs, and how his dimples show when he’s smiling. I love how he tilts his head and says my love when he knows something is wrong. I love how he smells when I give him a hug, and how he wraps his arms around me when i see him. Making me feel so secure and loved. I honestly don’t know how this boy puts up with me, but thank god he does because I get to experience him and his love everyday. HOW COOL IS THAT!!! I love you so much Christopher and thank you for making the 6 months so so so enjoyable and amazing in every single way, I love you so much stinky xxxxx
Guys guys listen here, Chris conybeare is MY boyfriend step back! Hehehe
by admirer4youxox November 9, 2023
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chris vodka andre

Tcc Celebrities that are gay and are incels. @sonofagun910 @spunkurs and i forgot the other dudes @ but hes not that importnant
Chris vodka andre means that they’re famous and gay
by REBgotshot June 1, 2022
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Chris harvalis

The buffest vice principle you will ever meet also the most chill person who works at a school ain't nothing bad to say about him
Yo that guy Chris harvalis he wrestles alligators in tanzania
by Jax is a big mf February 1, 2023
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Chris barth

a Minnesota man that likes to fuck guys in their butt pussy.
I’m going to fuck you like Chris Barth tonight.
by dusty89 August 4, 2020
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Chris

He is a weird guy and a dumbass fag that says wassup neighbor
by TheJimbob6969 February 25, 2020
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Chris

Chris is the guy who will captivate your heart, without you having any control over it. He's the type of person you love and you don't know why. His eyes are kind and his smile sensitive, and he looks like a sweetheart. He's adorable and yet can be a little bit self-possessed - popular and well-liked. He can make you cry, but he can also always make you smile just at the thought of him. He's not overly smart, but he cares and is part of the cool crowd. Usually plays football, hangs out with the cooler kids who tend to keep to their group. He's hard-to-figure-out but well worth it when you do. Chris can be sweet sometimes, but also is more of a bad boy. He uses slang and can be dry but he invests if you matter to him or if he's upset. While Chris is not easily bothered he doesn't like uncertainty and can come off a bit harsh sometimes. Overall, he is a complex guy with a simple, beautiful heart.
Me: He sent me my first heart ever from a guy!

Friend: Chris?

Me: Who else
by DancerHeaven December 15, 2021
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