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Yeah I mean he wrote good stories, but his Jake-ing on literally every subject was just too fucking much.
by JimThinkExist September 23, 2021
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by Jenneffrey1 October 3, 2021
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He is very much one of a kind, and has light brown hair and large eyeballs with decently long eyelashes, he has a very big bunda and for some reason can never grow facial hair, he eats lots of unhealthy foods like squashies, jelly beans and McDonald, however for some reason doesn’t gain weight. He is very strange and also funny he has a very random sense of humour and is very strange in social situations. He has an appalling taste in music. He doesn’t have a good memory, and doesn’t really remember to change his clothes. Jake’s sound posh when they swear. He always pronounces his ings because he is strange. He is normally fearless and will try anything evenif there is a high chance they will get hurt. Altogether Jake is always truthful even when he wouldn’t be he sometimes offends people. Jake acts humanish
He is very much one of a kind, and has light brown hair and large eyeballs with decently long eyelashes, he has a very big bunda and for some reason can never grow facial hair, he eats lots of unhealthy foods like squashies, jelly beans and McDonald, however for some reason doesn’t gain weight. He is very strange and also funny he has a very random sense of humour and is very strange in social situations. He has an appalling taste in music. He doesn’t have a good memory, and doesn’t really remember to change his clothes. Jake’s sound posh when they swear. He always pronounces his ings because he is strange. He is normally fearless and will try anything evenif there is a high chance they will get hurt. Altogether Jake is always truthful even when he wouldn’t be he sometimes offends people. Jake acts humanish
by Jakeus_Snakeus October 3, 2021
Get the Jake (person) mug.Jake Cooper , a tall man , no a very tall man. A man who where he walks woman follow he looks like he takes steroids but don’t worry he’s el’ natural
by Dragonslayer56 October 3, 2021
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by Fat rolls sister October 12, 2021
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