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you don't poke you stroke

When you want someone to stop poking you and start stroking your dick.
Boy to girl: You don't poke you stroke
by kushballer420 January 13, 2017
mugGet the you don't poke you strokemug.

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

I've read many of these "urban definitions" of the "fuck you and the horse you rode in on" phrase, and while most make sense, it's my experience that these individual metaphors are too specific. The OG definition is: Fuck you; a personal assault on the individual persona: "Fuck you and the horse you rode in on", extending that assault to any and everything associated with that individual.
Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

"It's my experience that most definitions are too specific."
"Fuck you asshole!"

"Well everyone I discussed this with agreed with me."
"Well then, "Fuck you and the horse you rode in on!"
by Mr. Popeye September 1, 2022
mugGet the Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.mug.

you guyses

completely and utterly useless phrase people up north use in the place of ya'll. it means you guys, but they just have to be stupid and (besides not using the much simpler phrase ya'll) add -es to the phrase "you guys". As I have said many times with great wisdomosity, ya'll is much simplier to say.
Hey are you guyses going to the movie?
by british susan July 11, 2006
mugGet the you guysesmug.

Be Seeing You!

A phrase that can have two meanings depending on the gestured used with it or the way said.

In thec first meaning if said with a gesture by your hand with a rounded circle to make a monocle it means "see you later"

In the second meaning if only one finger forms the monocle and the rest are out is to mean "see you later a**hole"
Be seeing you!
by Theamazinggeek April 9, 2019
mugGet the Be Seeing You!mug.

can you not

A phrase said quickly so it sounds like one word; usually in a high pitched "queefy" voice. Only used by the biggest fartknockers around.
bitches "can you not!?"

ballers "shuddup pussyfart"
by Broadsnatcher68 January 15, 2014
mugGet the can you notmug.

State on you

It’s a phrase most used in West Yorkshire. This is a way someone can almost make fun of you but it can be taken in different ways depending on the tone it’s said in. Someone may say it if they are annoyed or in a jokey way with friends
Girl: ur a midget mate

Boy: State on you

Person sees a nitty walk past and ask for money

Person: Errrr State on you
by EducatedRetard May 5, 2020
mugGet the State on youmug.

Shufuck you

When you are going to tell somebody to shut up, but want them to feel like shit so you change to fuck you in the middle of the word
Shufuck you bitch
by Motherfucka69 March 3, 2011
mugGet the Shufuck youmug.

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