Thriday

When you work Monday through Friday but have Friday off - Thursday becomes your Friday, or Thriday. Also common but less often referred to as Fursday.

I have Friday off, so today isn't Thursday, it's Thriday!

by Logging Off May 4, 2023

Turd Saw

A tool used for chopping up a stubborn, oversized dung that refuses to flush. Coined by Mr D Theakstone circa 2023.

“Fuck me, that log is going nowhere. Gonna need to borrow next door’s turd saw”

by Flick-A-Turd May 7, 2023

Turd Blossom

If you call someone a turd blossom, you are saying that they are beautiful but came from shit or cow shit.

If I called you a turd blossom I'd be saying you are pretty but your family is shit. Or you looked like shit 2 years ago and now look beautiful.

Person 1 "man what a turd blossom"
Person 2 "thank you I've changed a lot"

by cwestn May 10, 2023

Turd sucker

An affectionate term for your dog who eats poo.

Hey turd sucker, you wanna go for a walk?

by Flyer bird June 14, 2023

Turd Creeper

A turd creeper is when you feel like you need to pass gas, but a turd creeps out instead.

When I woke up in bed I thought I needed to pass some gas but was surprised by a turd creeper.

by IcoinTerms June 15, 2023

Teridactle

An really old chick thats kind of fly

Damn that bitch look old, but she still a teridactle tho.

by John Conde June 19, 2023

Turd burglar

A Turd burglar is a mythical being that takes your turds (aka poop) from your toilet at night when everyone is asleep, similar to the tooth fairy legend.

Little boy: Mommy when will the turd burglar come?

Mother: oh honey the turd burglar only comes at night when your asleep.

by BeeftGunkle June 20, 2023