Turd Clutter

Another word for your butthole

“He got dih up in his turd clutter”

by Zodiac Zach March 10, 2025

Amber Turd

Did you impersonate me retard? Are you like Destiny? Did you do what Destiny did?

Hym "If I fly to Spain and ask Amber Turd... What would she say, Elon? If I check the bank account of Sam Altman's sister... What would I find?"

by Hym Iam March 16, 2025

Turding

Moving the buttocks constantly, like a twerking dance, while defecating to make a massive turd come out from between the glutes easily.

Sally has such a fat ass that I saw her performing turding at the summer camp evening.

by Imperador dos 10K Calendários March 21, 2025

Turd Kraw

A freshwater crawfish prized by Russians for keeping their teeth clean. Can be abbreviated to TK

Andy, what do you have in your mouth?

Nothing, man, just cleaning my teeth with a turd kraw from the river.

by Trvaveler March 22, 2025

Turd Sled

When you lay toilet paper in the bottom of the toilet so that your poop lands on the toilet paper in order to avoid poop smear stuck on the toilet

Before I went poop, I set up a turd sled. It saves time so I don’t have to clean the toilet bowl

by Darkmuff March 24, 2025

turd ass

a busted up shitter. A girl who hangs around at late nights and greasy bars. She is always down for a good and always puts down. Typically overweight or has other foul features.

Did you see TJ last night bro? Yeah lol he was on some turd ass at the bar.

by bulldogginurmom27 June 11, 2024

turd in a christmas cake

Its like a turd in a Christmas cake means then you expect to get something good, but turns out bad.

Chris gave me a job the other day, it turned out to be a turd in a christmas cake

by Mystikal 234 June 22, 2024